I finally broke down and bought a new battery today after having to go knocking door to door in town to find someone to jump start my car. I did meet a cool dude, though, named Joe, who was nice enough to brave the cold to help me. That makes about the 15th time I've had to jump start my car in the past few months, probably 6 times in just the past couple months. Well, something like that. Regardless, I'm definitely an expert now, so if anyone ever needs a jump, just call me up. Kind of like AAA. No membership needed. :)